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A  r ecent research has shown that many young people worldwide are opting for internet-related jobs. This includes jobs like influencing, digital marketing, or remote jobs. They argued this generation is lazy and would rather spend a whole day surfing on the internet than working. This research must have been carried out by African parents, who think the internet is a waste of time, part of which is true even though the internet has not failed to prove itself useful. Parents are mad because this is that one thing, they have failed to control. They are jealous our life is much better and full of fun compared to their 80s. They seem to not accept that you can learn about what is happening in Iran without watching Aljazeera. Have you tried watching world Today? You will get depressed; all they talk about is which western country should host Afghan immigrants. Sharing people like a bunch of bananas. Imagine listening to that for two hours, sick. This is why the youth prefer T
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  I a m afraid of ageing It’s my birthday am so thankful. Don’t get it twisted am just grateful not excited. Adulting is not something to be proud of. I now understand why women lie about their actual age. I imagined how 18 would feel like obviously because we all are eager to taste freedom which we believe comes with possessing an ID. card one that is now long forgotten and stashed I don’t know where. I never imagined how 22 years would look like but I think I have a clue of how 30 will be like maybe because am so afraid of hitting 30, nobody wants to be 30 we wish to remain sweet 16. They say after 25 you really start forgetting your current age at times, sometimes you are 28, sometimes 27 or even 29 but never 30 all you know you can be any age but not 30. Now that am almost about to lie about my age, I need to know why I should lie, so I decided to visit Mr. know it all uncle google.   I search why women lie about their age in 0.05secs I get 2000 responses most of them lam
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  Its weekend good people, how about a peep into the idyllic artistry world Here is a spoken word art that will leave you meditating Enjoy!   THE FRAGRANCE OF A NAKED MIND  I 've been looking for myself in places eyes don't see. I've been drowning my youth in all this periodic ecstasy. Fooling myself that I could make it big like Nipsey, But without much hustle. You don't have to say it loud; I know am an a**hole. What's worse, swallowing your pride or letting the world swallow you whole? How do I coexist with my alter ego when I got no extra seat? I've been draining my soul, I bet it is doing extra shift. What's the use of having a twitter handle whilst hanging by a thread? can't even handle your own sh*t. Oooh sh*t, My poetry's deep, you need extra eyes just to see How far am willing to burry my soul in its deep sea. Where my thoughts ascend. I just keep typing, I don't know whether my thoughts are sent. Th
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    Villagers vs Nairobians Other than discrimination of color, tribe and other types that you may think of there is discrimination of villagers and Nairobians.   Favoring against those that come from the village and Nairobi.   I know that it is not the only town in Kenya but hey living in this city comes with tufavours so palpable in schools, events and in family gatherings. You are already thinking about how when you grow up you want to be living in Nairobi, unfortunately you are already grown and the farthest you know is Shamakhoho. Remember those days in highschool when all of you shamelesly came from Nairobi. The cool kids type who knew all the westlife songs and Dj Lyta Riddimz from the first song to the last and also could differentiate between a movie and a series, the bottomline is that they are all watched. Those that knew how to wear fitting uniforms bought from Kenya uniform while you from the village had to wear your very long and baggy uniforms made by the village
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 Ladies Spare Our Grandfathers photo courtesy of () Cases of old men dying after escapades of hot sex with young women have been surfacing our news sources recently.   You are all acting like death is funny without realizing that your children if you will have any might have no experience of what it feels like to have an old creepy white-haired man only to be told is your grandfather, now you realize how tragic this is? Of course, it should be heart-rending. This should not be news; who don’t remember how these lasses paraded their methuselahs on weekends in the clubs. Uh. Good old days.   we should be grateful to covid19 because we would have lost many of them. These lasses would hold the best spots in clubs, the VIPs and their tables flooded the best; the very expensive drinks from Black labels to Hennessy to Moet, how do I even know them? Go ahead think whatever you want. Back pains you hear these oldies complain about some are not as a result of old age, they are from
How undergraduates turn into ‘errand guys’ during attachment programs If you say jobs are hard to find in this country then you haven’t searched for an attachment. Where do I even start, everybody anticipates to getting placed in the best firms and institution of whatever course they are pursuing, good start. This Kenya without connections is what they keep telling us, who cares about connections anyway?   You do!   Yes, you self-doubting newbie. Liars! what you need to do is write a gazillion application letters, drop them to the potential employers; don’t give up! Motivating, isn’t it? God is for us all am talking to those who don’t have godfathers. luckily, those who have connectors don’t go through rejection and disappointments; you still won’t get what rejection is if you haven’t been told no by more than five offices for offering free labor. Human resource managers who tell you they have no vacant in their firms be blessed, we have those who hit you with wait for our call
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  Greetings,                                                                                                                                                                  welcome to the first edition of  undisputed101! walk with me in this amazing journey of learning and  growing. Information will be inform of videos, writings and audio.  Thanks for tuning in see you  in  three days. cheers,  Pauline.