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Couch Potatoes

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A  r ecent research has shown that many young people worldwide are opting for internet-related jobs. This includes jobs like influencing, digital marketing, or remote jobs. They argued this generation is lazy and would rather spend a whole day surfing on the internet than working. This research must have been carried out by African parents, who think the internet is a waste of time, part of which is true even though the internet has not failed to prove itself useful. Parents are mad because this is that one thing, they have failed to control. They are jealous our life is much better and full of fun compared to their 80s. They seem to not accept that you can learn about what is happening in Iran without watching Aljazeera. Have you tried watching world Today? You will get depressed; all they talk about is which western country should host Afghan immigrants. Sharing people like a bunch of bananas. Imagine listening to that for two hours, sick. This is why the youth prefer T
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Men are warthogs

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I have been attending this church for the last six weeks, for the first time I have attended church constantly since I started making my own decisions, it is something, I don’t recall appearing to church last year. I have started the year well. Am not about to tell you to start attending church though you should. Men in the church caught my attention, I noticed that they received a flyer every Sunday, you probably thinking it’s the service program, no its not! It’s a lyric flyer, you saying its okay to have one, why don’t women get one if it is OKAY? Men are handed because many don’t master even the simplest of lyrics. It clicked, men are said to be so forgetful, have to read while they sing, some have been in church for more than ten years and have to refer while singing the same songs every Sunday, every month, every year, what is the problem with their memory? Really. You want to confirm that men are forgetful? Ask your boyfriend your birthday date or anniversary date he will
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Do we have good pain......

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photo courtesy () He had it bumpy in his primary school days that is why he opted for mutiny, to fight back his mother, who happened to be a teacher in the only school in their village, the same school he attended. To add salt to the injury she was known to be a tough disciplinarian, the kind who never left any mistake slide without getting punished? No way in this gracious earth, her kids would be otherwise.   “You have no idea how bad it was to attend the same school your mother teach,” he told me, how bad I asked jokingly, “you get punished twice for one mistake,”   how I enquired interested.   “You get punished painstakingly in front of all teachers and pupils, which was so humiliating, no parent want to be termed as failed by raising crooked kids, my mother would almost break my bones in school and save the actual breaking for when we reach home,” He said. I know you are wondering how crooked he was to deserve a broken bone, you know how parents are, apparently silence is an
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Singles Valentine's week in a nutshell

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  photo courtesy() Valentine’s week is not the best period to be solo, everything reminds you of how lonely you are, from flowers paraded far and wide in supermarkets, clever sales ensure the flowers are at the very front, you know that display used for kinder joys, meant to entice children.   It works they demand before shopping starts; as if that is not enough torture, they add red flickering lights and some soft music so seducing you might find yourself buying one only to remember on reaching home that you have no one to give, you boldly decide to surprise yourself. Mama mbogas decide to take advantage earn the extra cash, take the day a bit too far by selling those plastic cards and flowers with some love note scribbled and a small bear talking, words you can’t really comprehend because of the dying battery probably had been talking the whole day, sure as your birth date is a love message, hurriedly you buy Sukuma and leave before she suggests you get your partner one. You bo
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Beauty Quagmire

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photo courtesy() A lady who used gorilla glue as hair spray substitute has drawn a lot of attention after her hair stuck on her head. She had to seek medical attention, just a tip of the iceberg, women are capable of a lot more when it comes to beauty. The glue which is used to stick glasses and other building materials, you can imagine how permanent that hairstyle is, she should be grateful no need to spend on hair, but again women are women and probably that hairstyle didn’t please her 10minutes later, regrettably, she could not change it.   Lesson learnt read products usage before use! The things women do for beauty are ridiculous some are considered perilous. Visit YouTube, that tutorial on how to reduce belly fat in two hours attracts a hundred billion views in just ten seconds as if that is even possible only to find that you supposed to eat eucalyptus leaves, then find women running helter skelter in stalls looking for leaves. Women are easily deceived into buying anythi
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Tindering for Valentines dates

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Valentines is finally here, the pressure to have a date is so palpable, I found myself on tinder. Yes, a dating site not to look for a date but this content, I would not mind a hook up anyway.   So, you individuals have been on tinder and nobody talks about it. I came across countless familiar faces, why shy from using a dating site? We are in the 21 st century for Christ sake, it is okay! Hey there heartbreaker! Tinder’s welcoming message, must be a disclaimer for heartbreaks awaiting you!   And they already know what you are, geniuses. The rate at which you get likes after posting is shocking, in less than thirty minutes I had established 100 likes from I don’t know who, unfortunately, I couldn’t tell since I didn’t pay for my subscription. Uh! shocked. Souls out here are paying to be loved! What interested me are the bios, everybody trying to be and remain relevant. Tinder will tell you how your bio is so vital to not be left blank, how it should be a one-of-a-kind ice breake
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When breathe becomes air all becomes vanity

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  photo courtesy() A couple of days ago in the line of duty I chanced to visit a morgue. A public morgue for that matter; now everybody thinks am this bizarre person, funeral homes are creepy, I think it’s because of the fallacies allied with the dead. Just wanted to settle ,  am totally normal, don’t be fibbed no ghost will haunt you when you see the departed, doctors see them all the time so do police officers, I here and now come to an agreement that you can work in there without doing drugs. Somebody confirmed that the undertaker’s course is very marketable, you might want to change your career. Back to my story, lifeless naked bodies lay on the dusty floor and it got me thinking if it just happened the deceased woke back to life and find the condition they are in, most likely many would be restless. Laying down there, peaceful, zero clue of what is happening around them; I think doctors should be bestowed the most respect; the only people who escort you into this world and o
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Millenials should be subjected to corporal punishment

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Corporal punishment might be reintroduced in schools; who will tell these learners to just behave they have no idea what is pending; cerelac kids can’t hold up caning. If it transpires casualties will be certain. Ever heard 80s born talk about the punishment in their schools? According to them you would have chosen jail over school; they still went to school or do you know one who chose jail?  Some punishments are exaggerated like for instance saying how they would be canned with fire who in their right mind would do that. The point is they were disciplined and well behaved. Saying millennials require guidance and counselling is a fallacy that needs to be overlooked; what they need is thorough thrashing, children rights and freedom acts have tricked their minds into thinking they are untouchable. Mischief of kids today is mostly contributed by their parents; 80s parents were stricter and firmly stood their grounds compared to todays parents who are scared of being sued by the little sp
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