Couch Potatoes

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A  r ecent research has shown that many young people worldwide are opting for internet-related jobs. This includes jobs like influencing, digital marketing, or remote jobs. They argued this generation is lazy and would rather spend a whole day surfing on the internet than working. This research must have been carried out by African parents, who think the internet is a waste of time, part of which is true even though the internet has not failed to prove itself useful. Parents are mad because this is that one thing, they have failed to control. They are jealous our life is much better and full of fun compared to their 80s. They seem to not accept that you can learn about what is happening in Iran without watching Aljazeera. Have you tried watching world Today? You will get depressed; all they talk about is which western country should host Afghan immigrants. Sharing people like a bunch of bananas. Imagine listening to that for two hours, sick. This is why the youth pref...
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Lockdown Anniversary

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Who would think that one person eating a bat would cause this global havoc, stopping Africans from shaking hands… Do they even know how hard it is for an African to not shake hands?

Happy Lockdown Anniversary, this year’s lockdown hits different, cessation last year was a big joke to many, many didn’t understand what it was about, not that you now understand but at least you have an idea of how terrible it will end.

Lockdown last year was amusing, people enjoyed how internet transformed activities, working online, online classes, online meetings, online dating, online churches, what missed was online eating, if that happens this year, you might consider the lockdown for the rest of the year.

Thoughtless of you to want it to last a whole year, knowing very well how it has fetched confusion and unpredicts of life, you can no longer make plans in fear of whether you will be lucky enough to see the next sunrise.

Deaths left, right and center are horrifying, burying the departed after 72hours is something new, Africans are known to take time before they say their goodbyes, the biggest problem is that you don’t know when contracting the virus.

Alcohol consumers will learn to be grateful next time the joints are opened, last year, they whined and took advantage of restaurants remaining open, had the audacity to order one sausage accompanied by ten beers and share it on social media.

One man’s loss is another man’s gain can best describe the whole situation, while many are trailing behind in many aspects of their life’s another group is winning. The winning group is mostly social media influencers, actors and health practitioners.

On the positive side it has not been that bad as it brought families together, people took a break from the world and got an opportunity to work on themselves and broken relations.

Fathers can now tell the number of kids they have, they nowadays reach home before they retire to bed, they can trace the ant eating habits of the little ones and understand why there is need to shop after two weeks.

STAY SAFE,  SANITIZE,  WEAR A MASK IN PUBLIC

ADIOS…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 




 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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  1. UnknownApril 2, 2021 at 12:40 AM

    Lovely, online eating would have made me glued to it. What if we started this

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