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Couch Potatoes

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A  r ecent research has shown that many young people worldwide are opting for internet-related jobs. This includes jobs like influencing, digital marketing, or remote jobs. They argued this generation is lazy and would rather spend a whole day surfing on the internet than working. This research must have been carried out by African parents, who think the internet is a waste of time, part of which is true even though the internet has not failed to prove itself useful. Parents are mad because this is that one thing, they have failed to control. They are jealous our life is much better and full of fun compared to their 80s. They seem to not accept that you can learn about what is happening in Iran without watching Aljazeera. Have you tried watching world Today? You will get depressed; all they talk about is which western country should host Afghan immigrants. Sharing people like a bunch of bananas. Imagine listening to that for two hours, sick. This is why the youth prefer T

Men need to be protected from women too

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  photocourtesy() When Nviiri the story teller sang ‘pombe na sigara anaweza achana nazo lakini wasichana haezi’ I think he was trying to pass a message but we all hyped to the song and failed to decipher the meaning. With the recent World  Rally Championship held in the now famous Naivasha, thanks to the Subaru boys for taking your girlfriends out, we cannot deny it is spectacular but also, we cannot forget how rusty and dusty the place is, should I remind you that they sell donkey meat. photo courtesy () Back to Nviiri’s story, between the men and women who needs to be protected from who? The storyteller clearly stated that he’d forego drugs for women, what does that tell us? Are women addictive than drugs? Last week before the rally the radios addressed women ‘boo don’t go with men you don’t know that was Kamene Goro, she likes pampering women with ‘boo boo’, the whole week she booed ‘go take yourself, learn how to say no to men’ bla bla.. photo courtes y () Nobody told me

Earth is hard

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photo courtesy() So, I had decided to stop writing and just focus on my life, it really sucks, you have no idea how schooling can stress especially when it comes to assignment and exams, I am never going to miss that part about campus. Not that writing is hard, don’t lie to yourself it is challenging especially to people who even texting is a hustle and the longest okay they write in texts is ‘k’, now imagine writing 770 words to people who might not read, with the ‘k’ blue ticks gives you the satisfaction that it has been read, but you write anyway because nothing else you enjoy. How a 15marks cat makes us all sweat and wake at 3.00 am; I cannot understand, while I was away a lot happened like the leaders trying to disagree with the bill that proposes for one be elected, a degree is mandatory, finally, degrees are starting to make sense after all. They have been making the laws without them, why do they need them now? If people like you have spent more than half of your lives in

Tables turn

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photocourtesy() So, from today I will never take any chance for granted. Age is catching with us really fast, decisions we foolishly made are slowly haunting us. Wisdom comes last and with age comes wisdom, they say. Did you know that in campus fourth year is old for ladies? Why am saying this, they are now chasing men… come on ladies I knew that we would at one point start chasing but I had no idea it would be this soon. Is it not from ‘thate fae’ or forty, after your five baby daddies have humbled you and all you want is a man to settle with, that you should start chasing? Not at twenty-two for Chris’s sake, at this age, you should be singing about how you want a tall, dark, handsome, and filthy rich guy? Rich? I know, looking for a loaded guy while your bank account reads negative zero and only receives HELB money twice per year. in your early campus days, you would get chased by the seniors, they are all gone now…sad. The year mates that you loathed so much are all