Couch Potatoes

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A  r ecent research has shown that many young people worldwide are opting for internet-related jobs. This includes jobs like influencing, digital marketing, or remote jobs. They argued this generation is lazy and would rather spend a whole day surfing on the internet than working. This research must have been carried out by African parents, who think the internet is a waste of time, part of which is true even though the internet has not failed to prove itself useful. Parents are mad because this is that one thing, they have failed to control. They are jealous our life is much better and full of fun compared to their 80s. They seem to not accept that you can learn about what is happening in Iran without watching Aljazeera. Have you tried watching world Today? You will get depressed; all they talk about is which western country should host Afghan immigrants. Sharing people like a bunch of bananas. Imagine listening to that for two hours, sick. This is why the youth pref...
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Tables turn

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So, from today I will never take any chance for granted.

Age is catching with us really fast, decisions we foolishly made are slowly haunting us.

Wisdom comes last and with age comes wisdom, they say.

Did you know that in campus fourth year is old for ladies?

Why am saying this, they are now chasing men… come on ladies I knew that we would at one point start chasing but I had no idea it would be this soon.

Is it not from ‘thate fae’ or forty, after your five baby daddies have humbled you and all you want is a man to settle with, that you should start chasing? Not at twenty-two for Chris’s sake, at this age, you should be singing about how you want a tall, dark, handsome, and filthy rich guy?

Rich? I know, looking for a loaded guy while your bank account reads negative zero and only receives HELB money twice per year.

in your early campus days, you would get chased by the seniors, they are all gone now…sad.

The year mates that you loathed so much are all that is left for you. You rushed them away telling them how you would never be with someone you share the same year.

Bad news, they are moved on and the hot guys for the first years, you are competing with 2002 kids for men.

We know you are desperate but stop hanging around the university gate till late at night pretending to buy mutura and ndengu samosas … hoping that someone will pick you up.

                                           ' mutura ya waluhya'

Sis, the boyfriend you chose is somewhere in Kisii or Lodwar.

Is it that lonely that you have to look for places to hang out in the evenings in the name of catching up with friends, the hotel owners are complaining how you idling around their joints without buying anything and on a good day, you accidentally buy chapati soup…

If you still don’t understand what I am addressing, let me enlighten you, these elder women refused to date their year mates and now that all their men have graduated, they are lonely, broke, pathetic and tired, yes, all that in one person.

  Men pass by the gate and sneeze, a whole lot will follow you, thank me later.

They have the audacity to invite themselves for sleepovers, the same guys they denied chances are the same they are running after now… a good example of tables turn.

These boys are now taking their revenge, they are standing them up. Walk around just before curfew and meet ladies waiting to be picked only for the men to not appear.

The ladies in their walk of shame walk back to their hostels and send long insulting texts.

If you are in your junior years learn from them, take a coursemate for a boyfriend, and for the grandmas just graduate and go meet your men out there if there will be any.



 

 

 

 

 

 

Happy Madaraka 

Adios...

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Comments

  1. PaulineJune 1, 2021 at 1:41 AM

    this article is great.....

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  2. KRISTELSJune 23, 2021 at 9:11 PM

    Nice article🤣😂.. and let the grandmas graduate and go date village men

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