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Men need to be protected from women too

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When Nviiri the story teller sang ‘pombe na sigara anaweza achana nazo lakini wasichana haezi’ I think he was trying to pass a message but we all hyped to the song and failed to decipher the meaning.

With the recent World  Rally Championship held in the now famous Naivasha, thanks to the Subaru boys for taking your girlfriends out, we cannot deny it is spectacular but also, we cannot forget how rusty and dusty the place is, should I remind you that they sell donkey meat.

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Back to Nviiri’s story, between the men and women who needs to be protected from who?

The storyteller clearly stated that he’d forego drugs for women, what does that tell us?

Are women addictive than drugs?

Last week before the rally the radios addressed women ‘boo don’t go with men you don’t know that was Kamene Goro, she likes pampering women with ‘boo boo’, the whole week she booed ‘go take yourself, learn how to say no to men’ bla bla..

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Nobody told men what to do or expect, they got reminded to have their car tanks full, spare tires, and money to spoil their stolen girls.

The pressure mounted on those who could not afford was so immense, I did not hear someone ask the girls to have money, this shows the place of women in society.

Women are supposed to just smile and look good for the gram while the man takes care of all bills.

 You probably telling yourself that men are the head and should take responsibility for their women, make their hair, nails, pay rent, do everything for them even when their ladies are working.

Well, that is absolutely true, you thought I would ask the ladies to pay their own bills (lol).

Not that I have a problem with men doing their job, what of that man who borrowed a loan to attend the rally? With their ‘girlfriend’ who only happens to look for him when she wants something after her real boyfriend could not take her out and she decided to look for another option, who is protecting them?

Because he likes the girl even though she ignores her sometimes he decided to borrow a car and gamble with his last savings hoping the girl would like her more, now who is to be protected from who.

We have heard stories of men spend on girls until they go broke, is the girl still the endangered one, I think all along we have been empowering the wrong gender…haha

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The woman already possesses what it takes to control a man, a man will sleep hungry for two days so that his girlfriend can go out and eat pizza with her friends.

A man will have two pair of shoes and shirts while his girlfriend owns a walk-in closet.

A Kamau or Otieno will be thrown out of their house after spending his money on Njeri in Naivasha, Mwende will probably fake an excuse for a breakup immediately they are back in Nairobi, they will look for them next year during the next rally, Wafula will suffer for the next five years in the rally seasons.

Delilah was the destruction of Samson, the strongest man to ever live, Diana Lutta the downfall of  Mukhisa Kituyi, the list is endless with Bill Clinton who risked presidency for Monica Lewinsky a white house intern.

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