Earth is hard

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So, I had decided to stop writing and just focus on my life, it really sucks, you have no idea how schooling can stress especially when it comes to assignment and exams, I am never going to miss that part about campus.

Not that writing is hard, don’t lie to yourself it is challenging especially to people who even texting is a hustle and the longest okay they write in texts is ‘k’, now imagine writing 770 words to people who might not read, with the ‘k’ blue ticks gives you the satisfaction that it has been read, but you write anyway because nothing else you enjoy.

How a 15marks cat makes us all sweat and wake at 3.00 am; I cannot understand, while I was away a lot happened like the leaders trying to disagree with the bill that proposes for one be elected, a degree is mandatory, finally, degrees are starting to make sense after all.

They have been making the laws without them, why do they need them now? If people like you have spent more than half of your lives in school and still have no clue how many zeros are there in a trillion what of a class two dropout who is supposed to make decisions for almost 50 million heads with a budget of 1 trillion?

 Total disaster.

It is funny right, that is why you hear them make decisions like carry mountains and change rivers' directions to create room for the land they will later grab.

Enough with the whines nothing we say will change them, the sooner we agree that they are working the better. We should stop calling them leaders but employees who have the privilege to overtake their employers and become the bosses.

You probably thinking of applying for the jobs, it is easy have hefty amount of money and a big mouth to rant during the campaigns.

Arrogance and good fighting skills come in handy, what else do they do other than fight in parliament.

The only experience required is lying better than tailors and good words to convince people, several bloggers to keep your name circulating on social media and there you go a job contract of five years, your ticket to having all the slay queens who cannot wait to get pregnant for child support.

What hurts most is that even when the bill is passed, they will all miraculously have degrees from various universities across the world like Punjab.

Wow! while all of you spend up to four years in school, they will only take two months to complete a whole bachelors… earth is hard.

When I grow up, I want to be an ‘employee’ of Wanjiku, you too should have dreams similar to mine.

See all along we have been lamenting about them while deep down we envy them, justification we only envy their money, hypocrites!

 But seriously give jobs to only qualified candidates come next year.

See you around...

Adios.