‘Mwanaume ni kiatu na mshipi’

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All along I have been deceiving myself, next time you hear a cliché, ask for clarification before you start using the same line; you do not want to make silly mistakes.

‘Mwanaume ni kiatu na mshipi’ (a man is identified for his shoes and belt).

So, this line has nothing to do with either the quality of the shoes or the belt.

It is the smell of the shoes that should worry you.

Ladies, you overlooked a guy you met simply because he did not have the ‘right’ shoe.

 You have been doing it all wrong.

Drop that now! Start smelling their feet!

Honestly, I do not want to know how you will do it.

If women started smelling feet.

The conversations would be awkward.

‘Hey, I like you too but can I smell your shoes.’

Taking off the shoes would not be a problem to most men, it is what they hide inside those shoes.

Men, correct me if am wrong.

This gender that still blames women for being deceived by a snake, thousands of years later, who is petty now?

Rarely do they wear matching socks, the only time they are in the correct pair of socks is when the pair is new, they have to wear it from the shop on their way to work after not finding any in the house.

 If a man happens to buy socks at night, one is misplaced by morning, he will put on a new, look for a dirty one somewhere near the kitchen.

 Luckily, it has dried after using it to clean dishes the previous day.

Bachelors can relate to this.

You now understand why it is a bad idea to ask men to take off their shoes.

Accidentally, the pair might match but torn and two toes are peeping out.

Ankles can be seen protruding from the trousers.

Men!...

That is what you get for sending fare to girls who never come and spending money to impress crowds instead of taking care of yourself.

If women start smelling your feet, majority of you will remain single.

Some of your shoe smell like rotten eggs, they would choke and kill instantly, I don’t get how you live with the smell.

We just made a discovery, another reason why women live longer than women.

You cannot live with that smell and expect to live past seventy.

How are you forgetting about how their toes look?

Some are webbed (haha, hyperbole).

Your toes are ugly, they look like something that would be used to scare children.

Sometimes get your toes manicured, you can not have a size ten feet and toes that look like a hammer.

That is enough for today, we shall discuss their belts another day.

Adios...