Couch Potatoes

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A  r ecent research has shown that many young people worldwide are opting for internet-related jobs. This includes jobs like influencing, digital marketing, or remote jobs. They argued this generation is lazy and would rather spend a whole day surfing on the internet than working. This research must have been carried out by African parents, who think the internet is a waste of time, part of which is true even though the internet has not failed to prove itself useful. Parents are mad because this is that one thing, they have failed to control. They are jealous our life is much better and full of fun compared to their 80s. They seem to not accept that you can learn about what is happening in Iran without watching Aljazeera. Have you tried watching world Today? You will get depressed; all they talk about is which western country should host Afghan immigrants. Sharing people like a bunch of bananas. Imagine listening to that for two hours, sick. This is why the youth pref...
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Sweet lovebirds who look like they are on their honeymoon.

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Am back, I probably should not say that because I never informed you before I left, that just reminded me of those annoying status ‘am back’, come down Wanjiru, who sent you?

Anyway, I had decided to take a temporary break, I kept telling myself I would be back after a week which turned into a month.

 Don’t mind me I was diagnosed with procrastination. I know am not alone with this disease.

Deadlines keep me on my toes. Sadly, there is no deadline here.

 I have a lot to talk about, Taliban’s takeover in Afghan, not that I know anything about them, all I can tell is that USA is so humiliated by the heavy gun-carrying guys, with their turbans and sandak sandals.

I will start with pressing issues, allow me to bitch about a couple that moved to a house next door.

It has been three days and I already have mixed feelings about them, I will refrain from using the word hate because it is such a strong word.

They are sweet lovebirds who look like they are on their honeymoon.

Waking up and fetching breakfast together, I do not understand how you both wake up at six o’clock to get breakfast.

You are probably thinking am jealous.

We get It, they are in love; they do not have to rub it on our faces.

 Reminding us singles what we are missing.

Like on Saturday they had to do their laundry outside, we don’t do that here, our bathrooms are large enough to accommodate three people, outside is for hanging clothes, we do not have to know who washed them.

It was annoying to see the lady washing shirts while the man cleaned trousers.

You are probably wondering where I was watching from, I had to keep emptying my bin, pass past them and get even more pissed.

They keep reminding us to get our ‘bitter’ halves, did you know the longer you stay single the poorer your choices get?

You can even accept a toothless guy, like who even needs teeth. As long as you are happy, you tell yourself.

In the meantime, before I get my toothless guy, I will avoid my neighbors, if that fails am moving out.

Adios…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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  1. UnknownSeptember 5, 2021 at 9:18 AM

    Nice article but I feel it's directed to me.

    Pauline talk to Nehemiah directly 😂😂😂😂

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  2. Cate De presenterSeptember 5, 2021 at 11:23 AM

    Address us directly

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  3. Catherine WewaSeptember 5, 2021 at 11:24 AM

    💝💘 I'm the girl next door💖💝💘

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  4. UnknownSeptember 6, 2021 at 10:22 AM

    Blessed are they among couples, and blessed is the fruit of their honeymoon 😍
    In the meantime, get your toothless NANI to notice you before you run out of options😆🤣
    #writeonPauline

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