Couch Potatoes

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A  r ecent research has shown that many young people worldwide are opting for internet-related jobs. This includes jobs like influencing, digital marketing, or remote jobs. They argued this generation is lazy and would rather spend a whole day surfing on the internet than working. This research must have been carried out by African parents, who think the internet is a waste of time, part of which is true even though the internet has not failed to prove itself useful. Parents are mad because this is that one thing, they have failed to control. They are jealous our life is much better and full of fun compared to their 80s. They seem to not accept that you can learn about what is happening in Iran without watching Aljazeera. Have you tried watching world Today? You will get depressed; all they talk about is which western country should host Afghan immigrants. Sharing people like a bunch of bananas. Imagine listening to that for two hours, sick. This is why the youth pref...
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The drama continues, not all women are Jaber

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I would love to start off by asking how you have been but honestly, we do not care every man for himself.

 As a nation we have been through enough trauma already, whatever state you are in is allowed, feel sad, moody, depressed, or even victorious like the UDA supporters in Kiambaa, am not into politics, leave it at that.

 The hysteria caused by Caroline Kangogo was unnecessary, we were all afraid she would come after us even though many of us did not know her until recently, why would she even want to kill you?

I blame it on the media, those people can really magnify issues did you see the headlines? They even had to bring Onyancha up to make it even scarier, ‘TWO SERIAL KILLERS ON THE LOOSE’.

Every time our grandmothers see headlines like these, quickly they kneel for prayers, if by any chance your grandmother is Catholic like mine, she shouts ‘MARIA’ to mean (mother of Jesus protect us) every time killers are mentioned and it works.

Now that the killer cop is gone Onyancha’s thirst for blood is forgotten, what should we call them…. Don’t you dare call them a word it is their job to report it does not count how they do it.

This country would make the best drama series, there is always something up every minute, githeri man trends in the morning even before we learn what he did, Omosh is crying broke…we have been broke since we set foot in this world and you don’t see us whining around.

If every broke person in this funny country we call Kenya decided to cry today, God would have to send another ark before we all drowned.

Before Omosh dries his tears Manzi wa Kibera appears on the radio saying how she charges kshs.700,000 per night of steamy hot escapades of sex.

Wow! Am having sex for free while girls are making this much in one night, bye poverty…. how you decide to understand this is entirely up to you.

You cannot be creative in Kenya without being broken, Nikita Kering sang some good music which you really enjoy but you had to credit her heartbreaker the creativity.

I love your hypocrisy, you love Nyashinski’s music but you are busy saying how he disappears for five years only to come back dissing imaginary haters.

 I agree with you, I bet he has no haters who would have the energy to hate such an amazing talent.

The drama continues, not all women are Jaber, if she can not tetemesa her behind forget about calling her Jaber, feed her first.

Adios.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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