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‘I POOPED TODAY’

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 The secret to having a good Monday is pretending you do not know what day it is.

My Monday was just like any other Monday, boring, slow until I saw a printed t-shirt and my day turned into a comical one.

A lecture had just started. People were settling down carrying sits from one lecture hall to the other.

A lady came to collect a chair from our room, she wore a pair of jeans, some white sneakers, and a baggy t-shirt with a large front print screaming ‘I POOPED TODAY’.

At first, I thought I had misread the word, I reread and there it was, in bold ‘I POOPED TODAY’, not even a blind person would have missed it. Yes, it was that audacious.

The whole hall burst into laughter.

Until that moment I had not witnessed something so disgusting yet so hilarious.

That was a total violation of the dress code if there is any.

That lady got traits to admire, her audacity is out of this world.

There I was wondering how she finally convinced herself to wear that on a Monday.

She might have had a very long weekend or she was running late and quickly grabbed whatever she could find and rushed out.

Am still thinking about that t-shirt and its owner, they made my day.

Adios...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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