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Couch Potatoes

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A  r ecent research has shown that many young people worldwide are opting for internet-related jobs. This includes jobs like influencing, digital marketing, or remote jobs. They argued this generation is lazy and would rather spend a whole day surfing on the internet than working. This research must have been carried out by African parents, who think the internet is a waste of time, part of which is true even though the internet has not failed to prove itself useful. Parents are mad because this is that one thing, they have failed to control. They are jealous our life is much better and full of fun compared to their 80s. They seem to not accept that you can learn about what is happening in Iran without watching Aljazeera. Have you tried watching world Today? You will get depressed; all they talk about is which western country should host Afghan immigrants. Sharing people like a bunch of bananas. Imagine listening to that for two hours, sick. This is why the youth pref...

Earth is hard

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photo courtesy() So, I had decided to stop writing and just focus on my life, it really sucks, you have no idea how schooling can stress especially when it comes to assignment and exams, I am never going to miss that part about campus. Not that writing is hard, don’t lie to yourself it is challenging especially to people who even texting is a hustle and the longest okay they write in texts is ‘k’, now imagine writing 770 words to people who might not read, with the ‘k’ blue ticks gives you the satisfaction that it has been read, but you write anyway because nothing else you enjoy. How a 15marks cat makes us all sweat and wake at 3.00 am; I cannot understand, while I was away a lot happened like the leaders trying to disagree with the bill that proposes for one be elected, a degree is mandatory, finally, degrees are starting to make sense after all. They have been making the laws without them, why do they need them now? If people like you have spent more than half of your lives in...

Tables turn

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photocourtesy() So, from today I will never take any chance for granted. Age is catching with us really fast, decisions we foolishly made are slowly haunting us. Wisdom comes last and with age comes wisdom, they say. Did you know that in campus fourth year is old for ladies? Why am saying this, they are now chasing men… come on ladies I knew that we would at one point start chasing but I had no idea it would be this soon. Is it not from ‘thate fae’ or forty, after your five baby daddies have humbled you and all you want is a man to settle with, that you should start chasing? Not at twenty-two for Chris’s sake, at this age, you should be singing about how you want a tall, dark, handsome, and filthy rich guy? Rich? I know, looking for a loaded guy while your bank account reads negative zero and only receives HELB money twice per year. in your early campus days, you would get chased by the seniors, they are all gone now…sad. The year mates that you loathed so much are all ...

‘Mwanaume ni kiatu na mshipi’

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Keep reading… All along I have been deceiving myself, next time you hear a cliché, ask for clarification before you start using the same line; you do not want to make silly mistakes. ‘Mwanaume ni kiatu na mshipi’ (a man is identified for his shoes and belt). So, this line has nothing to do with either the quality of the shoes or the belt. It is the smell of the shoes that should worry you. Ladies, you overlooked a guy you met simply because he did not have the ‘right’ shoe.   You have been doing it all wrong. Drop that now! Start smelling their feet! Honestly, I do not want to know how you will do it. If women started smelling feet. The conversations would be awkward. ‘Hey, I like you too but can I smell your shoes.’ Taking off the shoes would not be a problem to most men, it is what they hide inside those shoes. Men, correct me if am wrong. This gender that still blames women for being deceived by a snake, thousands of years later, who is petty now? Rar...

Would you quit Social Media?

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photocourtesy()  Welcome back...it has been a while...I have been busy making this world a better place for myself, why would I want to make life good for you?  I hope you are making life tolerable on your end. I have not been so active even on social media this is after I watched a TEDx show 'quit social media' Many talks on the show are like high school weekend challenges, you get saved for two days, on the third you back to being Judas.  Incredulous  who wouldn't give in to salvation were easily swayed by motivational speakers.  These morons would start using timetables, completing assignments on time, what sucked was how they could ask a million questions just after the lunch bell rang, which lasted for only two weeks. At least you now have a clue of what the TEDx show talks are like. The truth in the video is one you would not admit. Although the speaker looked like a nerd, with so much knowledge of what he was talking about, what I loved about what he said...

Happy Mother's Day

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photocourtsesy()  To mothers who see we are happy at the expense of their own happiness. What makes Mother’s Day more special is how it unites us; everybody can relate to it because a mom was or still is present in their lives. Mothers are a lot of things in one person, skilled in so many courses. If you think motherhood is a walk in the path, try babysitting a one-year-old, if you won’t have killed them by evening, congratulations! You qualify to become a mother. Why say one-year-old, those spoiled brats have just managed walking for at least two meters without falling, they think everything is about walking and touching, they walk the whole day except for the occasional five seconds they fall asleep. Forget about the pricks, they will not ruin Mother’s Day for us, back to celebrating ... When somebody mentions a mother, all these crosses our minds; Second gods ‘Maitu witu dikamuita ritwa, na dikamutengura, dimwitaga kioni wa nyoneire Ngai wakwa wa keri’ (my mother, I ...

As long as the bed shakes, the family remains strong

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‘Bill Gates to divorce Belinda Gates’ run the internet headlines yesterday, trust me it will run till the divorce process is completed, although Belinda asked the public to give her family space, that is unlikely going to be the case. What happened to one of the richest couples in the world? Why are they divorcing? Why divorce now after 27 years of marriage? I am no marriage counselor or specialist in matters concerning relationships, the longest relationship I had lasted two weeks, you can see am in no position to give an opinion. Compared to other divorces, this one was kind of classy, it makes divorce looks like something you would take for dinner, saying that ‘they can no longer grow together was beautiful. Wow! How can they not grow together after founding multibillion foundations, they must have misunderstood the word ‘grow’, don’t you think so? Or maybe they meant growing, that is aging together. Let us assume they are afraid of seeing each other’s hair turn white, b...

How to spend time during lockdown

  Lockdown has once again restricted us from carrying on with our normal lives, you don’t want to get rusted, get yourself something to do. Here is a compilation of useful activities you should try to keep you busy; 1.       Revamp your cv- many are times when you find yourself writing a cv every time you applying for a job, in a hurry you find yourself writing the wrong things or not writing enough, a good cv attracts an employer, save your future by crafting a job-winning cv now. 2.       Join online courses- now are the best time to learn a new skill and add it to your cv, a lot of institutions are offering online training, make yourself useful and join one, earn that certificate. Click here to check out some courses you might want to enroll, https://wwwundisputed101. blogspot.com/2021/04/free- online-courses-on-ajira- digital.html?m=1 3.       Read books and magazines- “read a thousand books and ...